Alastair Howie

Who Am I?

I live in Jersey - old Jersey between England and France, not that shiny new one over there in the New World. I sometimes take words and form them into sentences to see what happens -but hey, that's just the way I roll baby! I discuss my ideas with my dog and then act on his feedback - the only problem with that, as I am sure you can imagine, is that I don't actually have a dog. Or perhaps I am dyslexic and I am actually communicating with God? I prefer poached eggs.