Posing as a Doctor.

One day I got bored, so:
I thought I'd dabble in a Drabble, and try to make it rhyme.
I formed a huddle in a puddle, but no-one joined me at the time.
I emailed all my contacts, but they just thought it spam.
I had lunch as consolation- Fish, with Green Eggs and Ham.

I saw a flash of red and white, atop a smiling cat.
And I asked the foolish question "Where did you get that Hat?"
The cat stopped smiling at me, and angrily shook his fist.
"I don't care for lukewarm writing! Nor for plagiarists."