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"God, it's Lucifer."
"Luci! Long time no speak dude."
"Listen, I just wanna check our agreement still stands, only..."
"Yeah yeah, I know. Look, I didn't mean to undermine you..."
"C'mon, that's exactly what you're doing."
"Hey, I gotta take drastic action man, people are more blasé nowadays. Your war and famine routine is just a little ... meh."
"Yeah, no-one cares anymore about stuff outside of their own little bubble, so I had to intervene and give them shit so outrageous they'd have to take notice and start believing in us again."
"Hence Trump?"
"Hence Trump."

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