"Mr Spooner and Mr Malaprop" drabbles by Christopher

The Hot Date

Mr Spooner and Mr Malaprop

Spooner: I need to corrow your bar tonight.

Malaprop: For what porpoise?

Spooner: I've got a dot hate with Gina.

Malaprop: I thought you weren't going to seed her anymore.

Spooner: Well, I obviously manged my chind, didn't I?

Malaprop: If you asp me I think it's a stupor idea.

Spooner: I didn't ask you, you facking fuggot!

Malaprop: There's no need to retort to nail crawling!

Spooner: Fut the shuck up!

Malaprop: That's a grail way to talk someone whose calf you're wanting to burrow!

Spooner: Sorry. Can I kave the heys, please?

Malaprop: Don't stay out too laid.

Fut The Whuck??

Mr Spooner and Mr Malaprop

An argument between Mr. Spooner and Mr. Malaprop...

Spooner: Did you eat the last piece of pizzaroni pepper?

Malaprop: No, I most cervically did not!

Spooner: I think you did, you stupid sockcucker!

Malaprop: Don't make accumulations without any collaborating evidence.

Spooner: Then where the hucking fell is it, huh?

Malaprop: Maybe it's in the fringe.

Spooner: I looked. It's gone. So is the last piece of cakelate chock.

Malaprop: I admire to eating the last piece of cape, but that's where I drawl the lime.

Spooner: Well, I think you're a dod-gam liar.

Malaprop: Oh, go to help!