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Mr Spooner and Mr Malaprop

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An argument between Mr. Spooner and Mr. Malaprop...

Spooner: Did you eat the last piece of pizzaroni pepper?

Malaprop: No, I most cervically did not!

Spooner: I think you did, you stupid sockcucker!

Malaprop: Don't make accumulations without any collaborating evidence.

Spooner: Then where the hucking fell is it, huh?

Malaprop: Maybe it's in the fringe.

Spooner: I looked. It's gone. So is the last piece of cakelate chock.

Malaprop: I admire to eating the last piece of cape, but that's where I drawl the lime.

Spooner: Well, I think you're a dod-gam liar.

Malaprop: Oh, go to help!

4 comments add one below

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    Jamie Clapperton about 4 years ago

    Glad I wasn't holding a hot cup of coffee when I read this. 😁 😁

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    Christopher about 4 years ago

    Thanks, guys. Just a bit of silliness.

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    Christopher about 4 years ago

    Thanks again, Drew.

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    Lisa Williams about 4 years ago

    HA! fab xx

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