An argument between Mr. Spooner and Mr. Malaprop...
Spooner: Did you eat the last piece of pizzaroni pepper?
Malaprop: No, I most cervically did not!
Spooner: I think you did, you stupid sockcucker!
Malaprop: Don't make accumulations without any collaborating evidence.
Spooner: Then where the hucking fell is it, huh?
Malaprop: Maybe it's in the fringe.
Spooner: I looked. It's gone. So is the last piece of cakelate chock.
Malaprop: I admire to eating the last piece of cape, but that's where I drawl the lime.
Spooner: Well, I think you're a dod-gam liar.
Malaprop: Oh, go to help!
Jamie Clapperton about 4 years ago
Glad I wasn't holding a hot cup of coffee when I read this. 😁 😁
Christopher about 4 years ago
Thanks, guys. Just a bit of silliness.
Christopher about 4 years ago
Thanks again, Drew.
Lisa Williams about 4 years ago
HA! fab xx