The Hot Date

Spooner: I need to corrow your bar tonight.

Malaprop: For what porpoise?

Spooner: I've got a dot hate with Gina.

Malaprop: I thought you weren't going to seed her anymore.

Spooner: Well, I obviously manged my chind, didn't I?

Malaprop: If you asp me I think it's a stupor idea.

Spooner: I didn't ask you, you facking fuggot!

Malaprop: There's no need to retort to nail crawling!

Spooner: Fut the shuck up!

Malaprop: That's a grail way to talk someone whose calf you're wanting to burrow!

Spooner: Sorry. Can I kave the heys, please?

Malaprop: Don't stay out too laid.