Courier Delivery

All day. All sodding day he'd waited in for the package (again). And would he get the timeoff back from his workplace? Would he hell. But the parcel was important - his anniversary gift for his wife.

Idly tossing the remote control between hands, Tyler leapt up as he heard the doorbell ring. Finally!

He opened the door to see a tall, thin man wearing a hat.
'Mr. Tyler?' he asked.
'Yes?' Tyler replied.

The man produced something from his coat. It made a phut!! sound. A stain began to spread on Tyler's shirt.

The thin man smiled. Closed the door.