Animals I Could Take In A Fight

As winner of The Freckled Ginge's bare knuckle fighting tournament, but also the perpetrator of a betting scam that netted him a million pounds and the wife of a local businessman, Alec Crufts needed to choose his next move carefully.

That move came with a meeting about fighting various animals for an internet show run by an enthusiastic young vlogger.

'So...could you fight a swan?'
'Swans are evil fuckers.'
'OK...a boar?'
'Please...give me a challenge at least...what else?'
'Um...a badger?'
'That's it - badgers. I fucking hate badgers. TB-carrying little shits.'
'I'll make the arrangements then.'
'Call me.'
'I will.'