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The Skaggerston Nightmares #64


'Killer' Keith Stone approached the counter of the pawn shop, smiling hopefully.
'Yes sir, can I help you?' the owner asked.
'Yes...you may recognise me - Killer Keith Stone? Former National wrestling champion, 1974-78?'
The pawn shop owner looked blank.
'I have a newspaper here, celebrating my first title win - I wondered what you'd give me for it?'
'Give you for it, sir?'
'Yes...money wise.'
'I'm afraid you can't pawn a newspaper, sir.'
'Please - Killer Keith...'
'Whatever, Killer Keith...now do one.'

Resignedly, Keith took his newspaper, wishing he still had the physique to plant the man with a body slam.

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