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The Skaggerston Nightmares #61


#2673 came around from his inter-planetary realignment with a start. He was in a dark, smelly room, full of strange noises. His mission from The Elders of the planet Sysyphus 12 repeated in his head...

Catalogue the humans. What they are. What they do.

Standing, he retrieved his probing equipment from his metal carry-case. He switched to night vision, focusing on the four-legged, black and white creatures in the corner.

Ah, the humans!

He approached the nearest cow and planted his probe into its anus. The Elders will be so proud #2673 thought.

The cow looked angry.

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