A Right Old Kick In The Tits

Miriam Trimmingly-Suckitt had read about the cuts to the NHS, and was infuriated. Damn country had gone to pot since Churchill passed she thought, as she read her local paper and sipped her tea.

Just how could the council approve a plan to replace test result letters with a solitary bloody text message?! She blamed the younger generation, it was all "convenience this" and "technology that". God forbid one got an actual appointment to chat about one's health!

Just then, her own mobile phone beeped:

FROM: North Frottageshire NHS Trust
Mrs S, u have cancR.
Best regards,
NHS Trust