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The Skaggerston Nightmares #45


Summers hadn't seen his wife since the night he'd blown a million notes on Alec Crufts throwing his big fight at The Freckled Ginge. One morning, a full week after he'd come home incredibly:

a) Pissed
b) Pissed off
c) Poorer

He was woken by a postal courier at the door. The parcel contained a pair of knickers - the sort his wife usually wore - with a message written on them in black marker: 'I WANT A DIVORCE'.

At the bottom of the box was a photograph. It showed Alec Crufts holding up the exact same pair of knickers, smiling idiotically.

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