Sitting in the break room, Johnson sighed and put in his earphones. He scraped his chair closer to the window and lit a fag, exhaling out into the grim afternoon lest any pollution seeped into the staff room.
The track currently playing on his iPhone summed up his mood perfectly. "I want to go home/Take off this uniform and leave the show." 'The Wall' by Pink Floyd.
As commandant of Skaggerston's official Concentration Camp theme park, Johnson made the decision there and then that - yes - he would like to go home.
These Nazi officer uniforms chafe something terrible, they do.