The Slut's Backpack

Ten essential items for a good night out on the town:

1. One pack of condoms ("always be prepared")
2. Three sets of crotchless underwear ("men love variety")
3. Roll of strong duct tape ("for taping things")
4. One clawhammer ("nothing else will do")
5. One box of baby wipes ("nothing worse than sticky fingers")
6. One pay-as-you-go mobile ("older the better...")
7. One bottle of chloroform ("enough said")
8. Bus fare home ("sensible")
9. One packet of breath mints ("clean in mouth, clean in soul")
10. One pair of luxury stockings ("a girl should feel special")