And Now For Something Completely Different

‘And so today on my vlog, I thought I’d show you something we’ve never done before’ Dayzie Saunders, creator of the massively popular vlogging series ‘Dayzie Does’, breezed. ‘Now, if you’re anything like me, you have the odd corpse lying around somewhere, fretting about how to get rid of it. Well, today, I’ll show you how.’

Nine-year-old Lucy Force sat in front of her lap-top, agog. Her glass of warm milk lay to the side, untouched.

‘First, equipment. For this project, you will need a hacksaw, some sturdy plastic sheeting, an axe and a spade.’

Lucy smiled.