Monster Energy

Frankenstein and The Creature from the Black Lagoon sat on a wall, each with a can of energy drink. It sounds like a bad joke, but all of this is true. Frankenstein sipped at his Red Bull, and looked at The Creature, slurping his Monster Energy.

‘I’m scarier than you’ said Frankenstein.
‘Ha, I think not, old fruit’ replied The Creature. ‘At least I’m a real creature, and not some…patchwork quilt’
‘You evil bitch!’ scolded Frankenstein. ‘How dare you!’
‘Well it’s true’ The Creature said, wickedly. ‘Shut up and drink your Red Bull’
‘Why?’
‘It’ll give you wings’ he giggled.