April Fools

‘…You may have heard these ridiculous April Fools jokes about zombie attacks! Good effort guys, just to point out to our listeners, the zombie attacks are not actually happening, OK? I realise this is every horror fan’s dream, but…reign it in people! You’re listening to Zeitgeist FM, its five to twelve…taking us up to the news is Kirsty MacColl.’

Tweedy sat back in his DJ booth, chuckling at the laughable news reports of zombie attacks in the morning papers. He looked up however, when he heard the crash against the door of the studio. Then the moaning and banging started.