The Incredible Vanishing Mr. Calderwood

‘Mr. Calderwood? Where are you? Hello?’
I can hear them calling me, but when you’re playing the ultimate game of hide and seek, you don’t give yourself away.

‘Mr. Calderwood? Hello?’
Here in the retirement home, it can hard to fill the days; dominoes and crosswords can get awfully boring. If only there was a way to inject a bit of fun into proceedings…

‘Mr. Calderwood? Mr. Calderwood, please answer me!'
'Jane – it’s Mr. Calderwood, he’s...vanished.’

Since I found out I can turn invisible at will, I’ve had a new lease of life at the Marsh Grove Nursing Centre.