Forced into a long tube by a flabby, bumpy thing, I fell, landing in an acidic bowl. After being guided through dark, dank tunnels, I was sucked downwards into a raging whirlpool, where the currents mercilessly threw me round and round. Bit by bit, pieces of my flesh were violently separated from my body. While all this was happening, I couldn't scream, couldn't move, and couldn't do anything. I was paralyzed as I was sucked down into the hole and towards the sewer."
- An excerpt from the journal of Crapstatic P. Shit.
May this piece of shit, rest in peace.