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John was on the, well, John, when the aliens decided to attack and decimate all humanity. Understandably, this left John in an awkward position. He stretched his neck to peer out the window and saw massive flying disks, tractor beams picking up cows, and various other alien clich├ęs. It was a verifiable war of the worlds out there, an aggressive encounter of the third kind. And it was time for Independence Day. John, having lived in Georgia most of his life, knew the only solution was to grab his shotgun and start shooting things. The rest is definitely not history.

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    Drew Martyn over 2 years ago

    A joy to read, made me laugh from start to end!

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    A. Jones about 2 years ago

    Please write more! Your writing is very entertaining!

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    Olga Klezovitch about 2 years ago

    So, what happened to John?

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