I opened my eyes and looked down at my legs. They are still gone just like they were yesterday. Unfortunately, that means I can't ride my horse anymore. That is bad. After all, the war with the forces of evil is coming, and if I can't be there for the first battle, no one will be protecting the army from the dragons with the Sword of Hope and Peace. That is bad, because that means everyone will die in the entire world and the globe will be forever captured by darkness and evil. But I have no legs. It's over.