Hey you! Why are you reading this drabble? Don't you want to read a happy story, instead?
If you do, then stop reading this right now? After all, I purposefully gave it a depressing title to keep people like you away from reading it. I don't know about you guys, but "Everyone Will Die in Pain" sounds pretty damn depressing to me.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah! I was going to tell you that not reading drabble is very important. If you read this, all 100 words, the Earth will explode in 15 seconds. Good thing you didn't, right?