WARNING: The Following Story is Quite Stupid

Recently, I went on vacation to a place called "Pair of Dice," where something weird was happening. And while I was at the Something Weird festival, I saw the most corny of performances. But the corn wasn't even cooked, it was disgusting. Anyway, I got to meet some fellow guests and chat it up, though neither of us ever figured out what "it" was, or how to get "it" down. However, I did impress by cutting a rug and with only a knife too. The staff didn't like it though, so my new friends yelled "Pun, while you still can!"