Guy Was "Happy"

Guy worked in the factory for years. Nothing ever went wrong when he was around, which was strange. After all, Guy was a bit strange. Well, his hand were strange anyway. His pinky, ring, middle, and index fingers were all tiny, strangely enough. But don't think that made Guy "all thumbs," oh no. They were cut off during a mathematics incident in World War 3.14. That never slowed Guy down, though. He just kept on chugging along, as happy as can be. Never got a raise. Never got to marry or have kids, but oh well. He had the factory.