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"Sam, come here!"

"What is it now, Henry? I'm tryin' to sleep, man."

"Do you see this?"

"Yeah, dude, its your finger."

"No, genius, your dirty clothes. I thought I told you to wash them."

"Well I thought I wasn't going to hear bitching, but I was wrong."

"Your laundry is an eye-sore."

"Not everyone has suits and ties, man."

"Yeah, but most of us don't attract roaches with our socks. Besides, its in the way all the time."

"Whatever, I'll just burn them."

"What?! Where did you get that flamethrower? Stop it!"

"I just can't make you happy."

4 comments add one below

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    Horrorshow over 9 years ago

    Haha! There aren't enough flamethrowers featured in drabbles. Good work for attending to that discrepancy, Brandon! :-D

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    Brandon Sutton over 9 years ago

    Thanks to you both for the comments!

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    K.Z. Morano over 9 years ago

    lol that was a clever solution. haha :)

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    Bryan Thomas over 9 years ago

    Flamethrowers are quite handy for tidying stuff up. Nice drabble!

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