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Damn it, not again! I thought I had that bastard this time! I swear I shot him right between his eyes with a Death Ray and he didn't die.

Well, I suppose that is my fate. But it is still not fair! Why do I have to be the villain? I'm a nice enough guy, and when I conquer humanity, I don't want to rule like some dictator. Really!

But nooooo, some son of a bitch thought it was a great idea to send a blithering dumbass in his underwear to "thwart" me every single time.

Writers, I hate you.

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