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"I remember it like it was yesterday. Strange people took me to a place of wonder. The place had food and drink of all kinds, and it was perfectly arranged! Once I'd picked up my fill, I went to the front where they scanned it with these bizarre devices. But when I went to leave, people started chasing telling me I'd pay! I got outta there as fast as I could!"

"Grandpa, that was the grocery store. And I took you there yesterday, when you almost got me arrested for shoplifting. We need to just put you in a home."

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    Horrorshow about 5 years ago

    Shades of Johnny Knoxville in Bad Grandpa! :-D

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    Brandon Sutton about 5 years ago

    Never seen the movie, but thanks for the comment!

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