Objectively Obtuse Observations

I was told one time I have a "superiority complex." I don't see what is so complicated about it; my superiority should be fairly obvious.

I am a decent cook, but spelling has never been my best subject. Still, I am getting butter all the thyme.

War is hell. That means peace is heaven, and threatening gestures must be purgatory.

Taking candy from a baby is not as easy as they make you think. You tend to get accosted by people and called a monster.

I'm telling you, I'm innocent! Its just a another case of he said, she dead!