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The Analects of BS

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I was told one time I have a "superiority complex." I don't see what is so complicated about it; my superiority should be fairly obvious.

I am a decent cook, but spelling has never been my best subject. Still, I am getting butter all the thyme.

War is hell. That means peace is heaven, and threatening gestures must be purgatory.

Taking candy from a baby is not as easy as they make you think. You tend to get accosted by people and called a monster.

I'm telling you, I'm innocent! Its just a another case of he said, she dead!

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    Drew Martyn about 5 years ago

    I had to groan at "butter all the thyme" ;) Very good piece, and thought provoking.

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    Brandon Sutton about 5 years ago

    Thanks! I knew that food joke was pretty cheesy (sorry).

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    Horrorshow about 5 years ago

    Loved the line, "and threatening gestures must be purgatory." :-D

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    Brandon Sutton about 5 years ago

    Thanks! I always like to twist famous quotes or old sayings into absurd phrases that seem to miss the point of the original.

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