I was told one time I have a "superiority complex." I don't see what is so complicated about it; my superiority should be fairly obvious.
I am a decent cook, but spelling has never been my best subject. Still, I am getting butter all the thyme.
War is hell. That means peace is heaven, and threatening gestures must be purgatory.
Taking candy from a baby is not as easy as they make you think. You tend to get accosted by people and called a monster.
I'm telling you, I'm innocent! Its just a another case of he said, she dead!
Drew Martyn almost 5 years ago
I had to groan at "butter all the thyme" ;) Very good piece, and thought provoking.
Brandon Sutton almost 5 years ago
Thanks! I knew that food joke was pretty cheesy (sorry).
Horrorshow over 4 years ago
Loved the line, "and threatening gestures must be purgatory." :-D
Brandon Sutton over 4 years ago
Thanks! I always like to twist famous quotes or old sayings into absurd phrases that seem to miss the point of the original.