Greatness is defined by one's proximity to me.
I can't believe these paranoid people thinking "the government monitors the internet." Don't they know the government only controls our every action with chemicals in our drinking water?
I'll bet that Peter Piper picked a peck of 42 pickled peppers. After all, everything eventually leads back to 42.
If you're kind to people, it isn't unreasonable to expect kindness in return. Therefore, I should be able to hassle people for money when I hold the door for them.
Dogs are man's best friend. By the way, I call my my meth "dog."