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The Analects of BS


I decided when I was a kid to become awesome. Then I realized I already was.

You know what they say: really, what do they say?! Are they calling me "paranoid" again?! I knew it! I KNEW IT!

I walked a mile in a man's shoes one time to understand him. They were so nice, and comfortable, I just couldn't give them back and...what was I saying?

If x=y, and y=x, then doesn't that mean yyy=xxx? I don't know, but that seems obscene to me.

For Halloween, I dressed up as a thief. Yeah, the judge didn't buy that either.

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