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The Analects of BS


What is beauty? Look at me, and you'll find out.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making it so that pickle jars have to be sealed unbelievably tight. The suffering this has caused...

Memory issues can be devastating. Oh yeah, and memory issues can be devastating.

A great way to save money is to not cook your food. You'll find your electric bill much lower, and your waistline smaller (which is definitely not from parasites or bacteria).

Remember: the early bird gets the worm. So always show up late, unless you want to eat worms all the time.

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