5 is secretly the answer to 2+2. Just type it into any calculator. It will show "4" since 5 is the secret answer.
I believe it is possible to know something, since I know that I ate a pizza for lunch.
Love is that feeling one gets from a full-length mirror.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then sell that lemonade for $1 per glass. If life keeps it up, you could be rich in no time.
Since I have been called "son" quite a few times, I think the world must revolve around me. It's just science.
Brandon Sutton almost 10 years ago
I actually have a collection of jokes like these that I based on comedy where the speaker intentionally says things he finds ridiculous but under the guise of someone thinking they know everything. Stephen Colbert, in particular, is a big influence on my comedic writing, with this as the most obvious of his influence on me.
Brandon Sutton almost 10 years ago
Thanks!
Horrorshow almost 10 years ago
Clever drabble. Well written, Brandon.
Brandon Sutton almost 10 years ago
Thank you!