"That's funny, I thought I'd killed you," I said.
"You fool! That's just what I wanted you to think. And while you were busy killing yourself, I was secretly conjuring a plot to kill myself. Mwahaha!" I said.
"Hey, I'm still here too!" I said.
"Shut up! I'm not talking to you anymore." I said.
"But you've always enjoyed talking to yourself! Why stop now?" I said.
"It's because of him. He said I never provide very good conversation," I said.
"I know, but my plot will end it all!" I said.
So I killed myself, multiple myselves in fact.