The Shaggy Dog

"I was raised to believe I was a crazy person. People would just look at me and tell me I was crazy. I won all sorts of competitions for being crazy. Then, I stepped into society, and it told me 'your not all that crazy.' What do you think of that?"

"Mmmf!"

"Yeah, I didn't think so."

SLASH
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The Comic struck again. It's only been a few days, but now a young woman has been found, bound, gagged, and with her throat slashed. "Shaggy dog" was written on her forehead, fitting his pattern of joke-related murders. Sick bastard.