Dream #5

"Huh, what was that?" I said.
"I don't know, what do you think it is?" I said.
"It's me, and I'm coming to kill you!" I said.
"Not if I kill you first you damn rat bastard!" I said.
"Not so fast, you scandalous knaves. No one is killing anyone around here. Not on my watch," I said
"What's wrong with him?" I said.
"I don't know. This is your dream." I said.
"But it's yours, too!" I said.
"That's it! I can't take this anymore!" I said.
And then I started killing myself left and right, over and over.