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Dream Sequences


I had been captured by Joan of Arc for conspiring with the British to hide a great religious artifact. In the dream, I was chained up and being beaten so I will give up the location of the Holy Grail, which King Arthur discovered years before. Joan wanted it so that its great power could be used to bring french fries back in time, which would make all the British fat and incapable of fighting. I finally gave up the location, but didn't tell them Gawain had moved it through the cosmos to be guarded by Jedi Knight, Luke Skywalker.

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