A New Job For Jack

Jack was heading out to his new job, and was hoping this one would be much better than the last. He'd gotten word of his employment only a few days ago, and was excited to finally be working somewhere he truly liked. He went up to his manager and introduced himself. The man said he already had a task for Jack to do, and it was something only he could do. Jack was truly astonished. A task already, that was entirely his responsibility. Jack immediately headed out to get to work. After all, that addict isn't going to kill himself.