Not a Good Morning!!
'I'm NOT a morning person.'
I have this urge of sticking this note on my door, windows and anywhere and everywhere.
If you start talking when I'm still in bed- Congratulations! You have successfully subscribed to my bitter mouth!
I grunt, howl. It's like an ice bucket challenge to my brain!
You are the infiltrator, invader. Crusading and marching in my territory.
Wonderful!
It also means the next hour is dedicated to sleep inertia, bad hair days like it can't decide to go left or right, remain straight or wavy. And remember the phone juggler on the sidewalk? That's me!!
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Jamie Clapperton over 2 years ago
)-))I decided a while ago to try becomming a morning person but have not succeeded yet! Thanks for the chuckle Verity
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Neville Hunt over 2 years ago
Verity! You are one scary Dawnbadheader! (with apologies to C.S.L.🥴) I would definitely cross the street, even walk on the wild side, if there was a danger of getting in your path on your way to work!😱
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VerityAlways over 2 years ago
Thanks, Jamie! Welcome to the club!!
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VerityAlways over 2 years ago
Hahaha, Neville!! Don't worry; I don't bite;-)))
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VerityAlways over 2 years ago
Thanks, Frenchie!
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VerityAlways about 2 years ago
Thanks, Christopher!
