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The Pursuit #4

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FAQ’s 10. Summons Notice.

If you have received the summons notice, it means that you have depleted your allowance for the tenure. Or, there is some impending grievance unresolved by your end. If your neurons are in action, we would like to inform you that you’re not thinking right in the left part and, that’s all left for your right side. We assure you that our records cannot be faulty. We request your presence on the day to honor your ineptitude and ludicrousness.

We believe we have eloquently expressed our freedom of speech.

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    Neville Hunt over 2 years ago

    Haha! Love the ‘not thinking right in the left part and, that’s all left for your right side.’ That’s the kind of wordplay I like.

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    VerityAlways over 2 years ago

    Thanks, Neville. I love witty one liners, I'll try to add more.

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    Neville Hunt over 2 years ago

    Cool!

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    VerityAlways about 2 years ago

    Thanks, Christopher!

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