Mum and Dad are Tits!

Hate bullies. Can't abide 'em. I've suffered all me life. Me big bruvver gets all the treats and I barely survive on leftovers. Fat bugger's always pushing me about.

Me other brothers and sisters were bullied too, until they upped and departed. Just me and 'Billy Bully' left now.

Why don't me parents recognise the problem? It's blindin'ly obvious. I know they're absolute tits but surely, how blind can they be? They do nothink to help.

Now he's pushin'. I push back. He intensifies his response. I feint, bend over and trip him out of the nest.

Yes!

F'ckin' cuckoos!