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Hate bullies. Can't abide 'em. I've suffered all me life. Me big bruvver gets all the treats and I barely survive on leftovers. Fat bugger's always pushing me about.

Me other brothers and sisters were bullied too, until they upped and departed. Just me and 'Billy Bully' left now.

Why don't me parents recognise the problem? It's blindin'ly obvious. I know they're absolute tits but surely, how blind can they be? They do nothink to help.

Now he's pushin'. I push back. He intensifies his response. I feint, bend over and trip him out of the nest.

Yes!

F'ckin' cuckoos!

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    Bryan Thomas about 8 years ago

    Brilliant! The title alone made me laugh and then I discovered the real story!

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    Josh Peters about 8 years ago

    Damn birds!

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    Horrorshow about 8 years ago

    Nice twist and a perfect title! :-D

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