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Facebook PM: JessicaZ1

So booooooring on Planet Zoglen-12, Jess, really miss college. An Interstellar Ambassador's daughter's life is imposs!

Daddy's off world exploring, again, Mummy's entertaining, again.

Nothing on Playstation 83.

I was so naughty, decadent - rumpy-bumpy, with Robbie, the under-butler I imaged you.

Ha! ha! Such fun! Like those bodice-rippers Mummy watches on her iHologram.

Next time, Robbie informs me, the expellant that I thought so disgusting, squirting from his attachment is, according to data, perfectly ingestible and totally calorie-free.

Now help! Jessica, the manual doesn't say, how do you stop a robot smiling?