OO Interview

"Mr Diaz, both Q and M endorse your application; your psychological profile as cold-blooded killer exemplary. After this interview I've no doubt you'd make a fine Double-O. I hope you will accept the position."

"Unfortunately, I am already placed, with OMG status, to a higher boss, G.

"You're a difficult man to get to see, K; I've had to jump through hoops to get this opportunity. One thing, you've pronounced my name wrong, the 'z' is aspirated 'th'.

"At this point I often say, 'Prepare to meet your Maker', but we both know you're not going there, K."