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I'm not just a label. I'm so much more than people know.

I can speak seventeen languages, five of them fluently. I can recite pi to five hundred places. The last one is four. I write speeches for presidents! They’re just too chicken to use them.

I invented e-mail! And the concept of dressage! I created mascarpone by applying mascara to ponies! I brought music to the Antarctic by giving the penguins kazoos! I adopted a village in Africa! It’s hardly my fault they all died.

But commit just one mass murder, and they never let you forget it.