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The accountant pushed his glasses back up his nose, trying to bring the world back into focus.
“Let me get this straight,” he said. “Over the last year –“
“Fiscal year,” his client interposed.
“- the fiscal year, you've made cake for everyone on the street you live on, helped at two local charity events, you volunteer at a residential care home, you knit small jumpers for chilly sparrows and saved a small kitten stuck in a tree.”
“So – what was it that you wanted to ask me about?”
“How much is all that worth in lottery wins?”

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