"Hey... Boris. There's a tinker caravan just stopped nearby. Looks like it's just a woman and her little girl."
Boris snuffled awake from his afternoon nap. I grabbed Henry by his collar. "I swear! I'm going to break your jaw one of these days for waking me up. Me afternoon nap is needed for our nights."
"Sorry, boss. This one looked like easy pickings. The little girl is playing out in the grass with her big chicken."
Boris looked at his compatriot. "It's been a while since we had chicken. Why didn't you say so sooner?"
"Er, I did boss."