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"You! Oh hell no! No way!"

"Sit down constable! This is..."

"I know who she is! She tried to kill me three times!"

"Yes constable, I know. But she's..."

"A fucking Elven nightmare with tits and an attitude to make an Orc do a runner!"

"Constable! You will sit down and control yourself! Now. As I was saying... Constable Quarana was fast-tracked through the Academy after being exonerated of the crimes she was forced to commit, the last time you saw her."

"She, literally, gutted three officers in front of me sir."

"I know. And now she's your partner."

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    Neville Hunt over 6 years ago

    I'd call the police if I were you, mate (or cuff her...and then put the cuffs on her.)

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    Jeff Taylor over 6 years ago

    I think it would be the internal complaints and discipline department of each force in this case Neville. 😊 And yes. I had to look up who polices the police. 😏 Thanks for the comment as well. Remembered this time 😁

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    Jamie Clapperton over 6 years ago

    Never know. Could be the beginning a beautiful friendship. :-)

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    Jeff Taylor over 6 years ago

    Thanks Jamie :)

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