Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee #5

Frank stared. "No. Fucking. Way!"

Pete held his hand to his ear, and nodded. "Frank... Tac team on its way. Building's gone lockdown."

"Fuck the tac team Pete. Are you seeing this??"

"Yeah. Easy on the language Frank. Minors here..." Pete nodded at Caitlin, who was also staring at the 'Not' man sitting on the floor.

"What?! Easy on the fucking language?! Jesus H. Christ Pete! This is a fucking alien invasion or something!"

"I'm not an alien."

"Eh? Nah, you're like... one of those aliens from TV ain't ya?"

"I'm not an alien... I'm a saurian. I'm from Earth..."