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Alice through the looking glass #18


"We have another email from our mysterious benefactor Mr Jones."

"Really Mr Smith?" He replied, shaking a frying pan full of sausages."

"Indeed Mr Jones."

"We seem to be doing an awful lot of cleaning up after this person Mr Smith. Maybe we should increase our fees?"

"They are already paying double our normal charges. I think that it would be a little obtuse to charge more, to an already valued customer, Mr Jones."

"Agreed Mr Smith." He removed the pan from the hob and, picking out the sausages, he inserted them jauntily into the mash on the large plate.

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