Excuses And Answers

“It’s not nearly as bad as it looks, Darling.”

"Are you kidding me? Your skin is so blue!"

"Oh yes, I was using cold water to wash myself for a long, long time."

"Then explain why your hands so pointy?"

"Ah! I'm on a diet. I told you a month ago. Bean, Eggs, Apples. I think tonight is a good time to taste some meat."

"But your teeth gotten pointy... is that blood?"

"Oh...It's just toy teeth."

"In that case, come on the Booty Train."

"Here I co - AH! COUGH!"

"What, you don't like my new perfume? It's garlic-favor"