At The Bookstore #4
Out Of The Closet by Ward Robe.
Don't Be A Tool by Allen Wrench.
Confessions Of A Nun by Cath O'Lick.
Clandestine Meeting Place by Ron Dayvoo.
Let's Go Get Drunk by Ty Wunawn.
Logical Reasoning by Anna Litticle.
Striking Realization by E. Piffany.
Bat Crap Crazy by Sy Kopath.
The Art Of Charitable Donations by Phil Anthropee.
The Food Critic's Guide by Connie Sewer.
Indefinable Qualities by Jennie Saykwah.
Lack Of Melanin by Al Byno.
Combating Itchy Scalp by Dan Druff
A Storm Is Brewing by Augusta Wind.
Food Poisoning by Sal Muhnella.
The Moron's Handbook by Stu Pidass.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
7 comments add one below
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Christopher 12 months ago
It's been 9 months since the last bookstore drabble and I've been writing them down in a little book all that time until I got enough to make another one.
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Christopher 12 months ago
Two things - I don't know if you have Allen wrenches over there but it's a thing over here in the USA. Also, here if someone is going to get drunk they say they're going to "tie one on." I'm not sure if that saying is across the pond either.
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Jamie Clapperton 12 months ago
Never heard the expression Tie one on Christopher. Will probably drop it into a conversation now. Thanks for the giggle.
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Christopher 12 months ago
You're welcome. They're not sure of the origin but think it comes from back when people had to tie their horses up outside of a saloon or a tavern to go in and drink.
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Neville Hunt 12 months ago
I’d not heard of that one either, Christopher, but your explanation does sound plausible.
I enjoy these! Have you already published in an earlier Bookstore Too Long in the Saddle, by Major Bumsore?
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Christopher 12 months ago
Ha! That's a good one. Thanks, Neville.
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Michael Cunliffe 10 months ago
So clever! Inspiring too.